Today, we come together to mourn the passing of Emily Deetz. But Lydia, you cant live like this! It says: 'live people ignore the strange and unusual.'. Sorry, I dont mean to bore you guys, talking about my mom. Now Charles, weve not yet discussed my fee. BEETLEJUICE: Adam (dramatic pause.) LYDIA: What? MAXINE: OH STOP! CHARLES: No, we have to stop. Some of the changes in the musical also seem to be influenced by Beetlejuice, the animated series. Oh, speaking of luggage, have you met my fourth wife? And so do I! So, Im selling our house. YES I DO! (exits), BEETLEJUICE: YOU'RE INVISIBLE WHEN YOU'RE ME, I VANISHED LIKE A CLOUD OF DIRTY HIPSTER VAPE, LYDIA: By the time you read this I, Lydia Deetz, will be gone there's nothing for me here I'm alone, forsaken, invisible. You know what it feels like to get everything you thought you ever wanted, but still feel like no one will every love you? Whoever follows me will never walk in darkness, but will have the light of life." We can't start a family in a house with creaky floorboards! In the world of the dead? Pluslearn to throw your voice! BEETLEJUICE: ZWEEBY, BEEBY, BOO-BAH-BAH-DEE! You'll know that I've abandoned hope. ; Establishing Character Moment: Adam and the spider. No one is like me! BEETLEJUICE: Its a figure of speech Adam, okay? Hey, I get it! LYDIA: Dad came back for me? BARBARA: Ill make a (a beat.) Normally, I perform exorcisms por bono, but you made me come to Connecticut. I wanna go home. Once Im dead, my dad will be sorry! Its a little crooked. It bridged the cultural gap between the cult movie and the studio movie, making a genre-movie quirkiness acceptable to the mainstream." New York Times film critic Glenn Kenny 3 And Ive got a plan! Except her. Not answering! As your guru Otho always said, this is taking too long! MAXINE: And hell do it! I love it! ), THEY GOTTA GET THE FRIGHT OF THEIR LIVES (WE'RE SCARY, VERY VERY SCARY! "Let's turn on the juice and see what shakes loose.". I thought she was terrifying, but nobody knew who she was. Every success begins with sucks and ends with yes. A few nights before she- before the end, Emily took my hand and said, I know you wanna fix it. We got any kids in the audience? However, there was no reasoning with the spirit, but Adam and Barbara had a slight advantage in the fact that they weren't stuck in Adam's miniature town. Dad, theres ghosts here. Lets find out! 7 a script for the sequel was commissioned. We only provide suggested audition monologues or songs for an individual character if our system finds content that matches a character's traits. to read our character analysis for Lydia and unlock other amazing theatre resources! BEETLEJUICE: We are gonna make such a great team! Every dead person gets one, but since youre not actually dead, wanna see a sad puppet show? Classic Bait and Switch. I know that my name's on the marquee, but youre going to have to watch a new show. Right now, just outside the walls of this house, nestled in the hatch back of my Toyota Prius, is a mysterious object of my own design. Thats great! New York, NY, Ages 12-17: Camp Broadway Ensemble @ Carnegie Hall BEING YOUNG AND FEMALE DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M AN EASY MARK, BEETLEJUICE: I'M OFFERING YOU A FULL-TIME SPECTER. I COULD SEARCH FOR ALL ETERNITY AND NEVER SEE YOUR FACE, I DON'T KNOW WHICH WAY'S HOME OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH, IS THERE A WAY BACK HOME? You and me, were not that different. No! The rule bookI present: The Handbook for The Recently Deceased. Sayonara. This was an excuse to make the boys interact and realize they all are wife simps. You old swaddler! CHARLES: Lydia, you have moped around for months, dressed in black, obsessing about death! ADAM: What other choice do we have? (BEETLEJUICE bursts in on the Sandworm.). BEETLEJUICE: Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! He is so mean to me! Rule number two: every new ghost gets a tote bag! BARBARA: You seem like a normal girl to me. The new musical had originally been slated to end its run on June 6, but the show was . Stripey Ghost Man? This house is haunted! Sucks-Yes! ADAM: (BARBARA screams.) Where the contestants suck and the host is very angry, because his plan to become alive just went balls up! We don't currently have any monologues from Beetlejuice . BARBARA: You cant make every wall an accent wall! One big dark room. And speaking of, right on time! I know, theres still so much I wanted to do. Its time for Americas favorite game show! Thats why Ive been trying so hard to build a new one. Can everybody see me? All I have to do is convince Lydia to marry me. Im his fifth wife! These ghosts are gonna make us a fortune! 24m. But heres the good news! (to audience.) JUNO: YOU! youre getting really comfy with the whole being dead thing! Lydia: No! Rule number 1: Dont leave the house. LYDIA: In my vision, my dad and I are back in our old house in New York. Lydia, I know you wont let me down. ADAM: Well this just says Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice. Puppet show!! New productions headed our way include "Six," the musical that turns the six wives of Henry VIII into pop icons; "Beetlejuice," the musical spin on Tim Burton's 1988 film starring . BEETLEJUICE: DON'T YOU WANNA SEE DAD SUFFER? I dont know get it, but Im a part of it! AGHHHHHH! (goes to kiss him, but gags.). Im not going anywhere! But it seems that Teeter is not content with just wowing audiences on stage. Barbara, this is our stuff BARBARA: A SHRINE TO THE FEELINGS WE'VE BEEN REPRESSING, BARBARA: UNFINISHED PROJECTS MEANINGLESS OBJECTS. See ya suckers! I sense your touch. Time. DELIA: Why thank you, future step-daughter. I am angry! Theyre gonna be my new best friends! Lets get you finished! BARBARA: You were right. BEETLEJUICE: (snaps fingers and the Sandworm attacks) Thats why not! BARBARA: Lydia, why did Beetlejuice give that to you? DELIA: But what if its Lydia? CHARLES: Do you hear that, Delia? You give mea bonerhere, its a femur. COMPANY: GOD, I HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR A SHOW ABOUT DEATH! DELIA: Knock Knock! Here you got a solid plan B option. There are people downstairs. Both movie and musical have the same bones, yet there are many differences that change everything from minor details to major motivations. (draws door.) Ive learned a lot. Im not buying it, time to die! Lets save Lydia and get the hell out of here. Are you all right? BEETLEJUICE: Oh yeah? Ah! Im gonna say it! BEETLEJUICE: Sorry, kid. Join StageAgent today and unlock amazing theatre resources and opportunities. DELIA: The b is silent, but it still stings. Feel nothing. You see, the living ignore the dead. LYDIA: Wow, this is going to be such an interesting night! I had a vision once. ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY-O! The gross-out ghost from the supernatural Tim Burton comedy 'Beetlejuice' sings and dances in this splashy Broadway musical starring Alex Brightman as the demonic degenerate and Sophia ADAM: You know, hate is a very strong word. 4) "JAG" 18) The film "Beetlejuice" ended with Lydia dancing to what song? LYDIA: Adam, Barbara? And I fear for my safety around you. Because dead or alive, you dont got somebody who really gets you, then youre going to feel lonely and worthless and youll never reach your goal weight because you eat when youre sad this guy knows what Im talking about. Before Juno sees you. We want to help you! Well be right back. LYDIA: NO! And I never got the chance to use them while I was alive. BEETLEJUICE: I KNOW THAT BARBARA! LYDIA: Youre scared of everything! YOUVE JUST BEEN WAITING FOR THE PERFECT TEACHER. STOREROOM - DAY Adam puts away the tape but keeps on humming the song. Based on the 1988 Burton film, this musical delves into the life of oddball teen Lydia Deetz, who meets a recently deceased couple and an unruly demon willing to help them haunt a house. Animals and Pets Anime Art Cars and Motor Vehicles Crafts and DIY Culture, Race, and Ethnicity Ethics and Philosophy Fashion Food and Drink History Hobbies Law Learning and Education Military Movies Music Place Podcasts and Streamers Politics Programming Reading, Writing, and Literature Religion and Spirituality Science Tabletop Games . Hope I didnt scare you (screams) ARITHMIA 1234. (closes door.) The production is scheduled to close on June 6 . BEETLEJUICE: I mean you literally jumped into hell to get away from me. So! this hilarious musical tells the story of lydia deetz, a strange and unusual teenager whose whole life changes when she meets a recently deceased couple and a demon with a thing . Lydia, this is a dangerously unstable individual. Im here to find my-, MISS ARGENTINA: Girl! It's like my dad's Ophelia. Let me ask you a question. February 27, 2020 7:07pm. Sophia Anne Caruso, who originated the role of Lydia Deetz in Broadway's Beetlejuice, has exited the production as of its Wednesday, Feb. 19 show. And their eyes! Strangers. Could I bring her back here? NO! (DELIA and CHARLES make out on the table.). Its like a nursing home for sad cats. See you in hell, AGH, Im gone Im gonna use the door. LYDIA: Im gonna use it to bring my mom back from the Netherworld. ALL (excluding LYDIA): DAYLIGHT COME AND ME WAN' GO HOME, CHARLES: COME MISTER TALLY MAN, TALLY ME BANANA, MAXIE DEAN: Come mister tally man, tally me banana. For we do not walk alone." LYDIA: YOU'RE INVISIBLE WHEN YOU'RE SAD CLOCKS . Hibiscus_Flower. LYDIA: Mother nearest, heart how dearest. I dont know what kind of game youre playing right now, but-. BEETLEJUICE: Oh, Babs, I would LOVE that. The late '80s cartoon of the same name makes Beetlejuice and Lydia best friends, not maybe-lovers, and the Broadway musical made a big effort to modernize the story: It does keep the "I'm . All you gotta do is say my name! For we do not walk alone., GROWN UPS WANT TO FIX THINGS, WHEN THEY CANT, IT ONLY FILLS THEM WITH SHAME, IS IT BEING GREEDY TO NEED SOMEBODY TO SEE ME AND SAY MY NAME. BARBARA: I think so! And if not, we're adding more every week so if you don't see one you like, keep checking back! BARBARA: No offense mister, but you give me the creeps. (a beat.) LYDIA: Dad, how long do we have to stay here? BEETLEJUICE: Back off, Mom! I mean, no I have an idea, how about instead of impaling yourself on that birdbath, you uh, I dont know, say my name three times. DELIA: Charles, maybe we should just tell her about us. With a lovely family inside. LYDIA: The Netherworld? See? From an outfit standpoint, her clothes launched the mood boards of many goth girls. Ongoing. Now, to the Prius! What if Lydias in my head right now? OH GOD! LYDIA: Just wanna make sure I know who I'm working with. LYDIA: Yeah, you said Stop acting so weird, I need this job., DELIA: No! (a beat.) (ADAM and BARBARA scream as BARBARAs hand is on fire.). frowns at the MUSIC. Own that. ADAM Bill Hadley on his tractor. BEETLEJUICE: Its my middle name. And breathers worry so much about their stupid little lives, most of them never notice anything strange or unusual unless you make them. BEETLEJUICE: Thats where tote bags come from. BEETLEJUICE: Boy, do you know how to pick em or what? Broadway's "SCREAMINGLY GOOD FUN!" (Variety) musical comedy is now haunting houses all across the country!Based on Tim Burton's dearly beloved film, BEETLEJUICE tells the story of Lydia Deetz, a strange and unusual teenager whose whole life changes when she meets a recently deceased couple and a demon with a thing for stripes. BEETLEJUICE: Thank you! All I want is for someone, anyone to look my way and say Hey. LYDIA: Greetings, ghosts. You brought him to life, just so you could kill him? Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!" IT'S SHOWTIME! Im the perfect person to help you battle your ghost. CHARLES: Delia, you erotic astronaut! Lydia: I am alone. Dad, n-no you cant do that. Leave this house! Beetlejuice is ruder, raunchier and frankly, more repellent than ever in this original musical based on Tim Burton's wonderfully demented film. AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO PROCESS MY ANGER BECAUSE AS A SOCIETY WE DONT TEACH MEN HOW TO PROCESS THEIR ANGER, SO MAYBE ILL JUST TRYMURDER! I love old books. Parts. Its-. BEETLEJUICE (THE MAITLANDS): SCREW THEIR PHONES! Im sorry everybody. You ripe old bastard. BEETLEJUICE: PRETTY MUCH, ANY GHOST'LL DO, SURE. Ive got a way to make everyone see me. Chuck, I never leave home without them (he and MAXINE erupt into laughter.) LYDIA: Dead Mom? Maybe, we can help each other! But when he turns it on, what if your mom shows up instead? CHARLES: Oh yes, Lydia, she uh, Im afraid she wont be joining us. It has u but doesnt have a me. ), ADAM: Somebody do something! We used to make the haunted houses in the garage, but, in the summer so no one expected it. CHARLES: Delia Schlimmer, will you do me the honor of signing a prenuptial agreement and be my second wife? CHARLES: I am very good at sex. it is my job to help transfer you out of the overwhelming emotional life, and into the blissful numbness and soothing solitude that awaits you in the infinite abyss of nothingness that is the Netherworld. BEETLEJUICE: Babs, I get it, I totally get it, but the two of you are special. . That was an old Scandinavian folk song. Oh you dont have a handbook? And we should tell her that! Death for the dead. ADAM So, I asked Howard Junior to check in the back. New York, NY, Linda Ray I'm on the bench, but coach. So, on the count of three just yell out the scariest thing you can think of! The show opened in April 2019 at the Winter Garden Theatre but, just under a year later, the pandemic shuttered it prematurely. /Say my name/. DELIA: Lydia, you cannot just sneak up on people and take their essence. Lydia: i can't change anything. DELIA: Youre breaking up with me AND firing me? I never said-, LYDIA: You never say ANYTHING! Also, one of your wine glasses is poison! CHARLES: Damnit! CHARLES: What? OH! Second row, right there! I need to really live, really connect! But youre sexy. LYDIA: Mom?! Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!" Based on Tim Burton's blockbuster film of the same name, this animated show features Beetlejuice, the wild "ghost with the most" from the "Neitherworld" and his mortal best friend Lydia Deetz, a young, perky goth girl attending a private school in a sleepy little Connecticut town. She needs stability. We used to live here. Cuz, shed love this! This guy knows what Im talking about, I gotta get out of here! And there is a way. CHARLES: That demon with the stupid hair, hell be waiting for us. She goes back into the room. CHARLES: Lydia! ~ You had met Lydia Deetz online on social media, and found out that she was moving into your town. ADAM: Okay, that Wasn't as much fun as I thought it'd be ADAM: We are not kombucha people. Then I guess theres no rush! Like these weirdos. Except for you, Dead Mom. I took a very big risk with this place. She held her lip between her teeth and went to find him at once. AH AH AH! Club members can see a different show every night of the week! MONSTER BEETLEJUICE: We come for your daughter, Chuck! I have a peephole; I can see you Youre scary, goodbye! ADAM: Do you mean us? You were so desperate for somebody to love you that you act like a damn fool. Heres help, heres you. Again. BARBARA: THEN THERE'S THE WHOLE DARN ECONOMY, ADAM AND BARBARA: READY TO TAKE THE NEXT STEP. MAXIE DEAN: Im rich. Hes here! CHARLES: Lydia, in twenty-four hours, Maxie Dean will be here to have dinner with our family. ADAM: Oh! I orbit. Ive never felt this before. Home Explore Songbook Top Artists Groups Apps Get VIP. MISS ARGENTINA: Oh, but you have to go back now. BEETLEJUICE: ZOOBY DOOBY DOOBY, DOOBY DOP AND BOW! I relate to it in so many ways, especially in Lydia's journey through grief. do not like him! This . Its a classic Victorian with the original crown molding. This is what you get! My first name is Lawrence. Now normally, I would use a plumbline for this, but Im not too shabby with a freehand. But honey, whatever it is you think youre looking for, youre not gonna find it. (snaps photo.) I want you to get Beetlejuice out of the picture!". Were not like you! Based on his/her attributes, we recommend you consider these audition pieces! Its not a fad! Okay, I see what you did there. Now, Im gonna go find a room to bless. CHARLES: On behalf of Delia and myself, I'd just like to say, ALL (but LYDIA): DAYLIGHT COME AND ME WANNA GO HOME. ANY GHOST CAN DO THAT IN LESS THAN ONE LESSON. (a beat.) BEETLEJUICE: Oh yeah. OTHO: Yes, (imitating DELIA) Woah! BEETLEJUICE: Uh, wait what? Living girl! Scouts honor, but that books got a lot of dangerous stuff in it. Did you think I wasnt coming back? BEETLEJUICE: No. And they have scorpions for teeth! BEETLEJUICE: Okay, plan B! The fact is, shes been having a hard time since LYDIA: Oh father! BEETLEJUICE: Oh, thank you very much. Everyone here would go back if they could! Complimentary and Deeply Discounted Shows. This is amazing! Say Chuck, didnt you used to have a daughter? And Im still here! They look right through me! We do not have time to make screaming, passionate, love right now. AHAHAHAHA SHUT UP! BEETLEJUICE: WOO! Yeah Yeah Yeah. Yes, I love that man of mine. Theyre chasing me! Whatd you do!? Because I dont think we can. It was like the perfect dad joke! ADAM: Again, we do not want to kill anyone! CHARLES: I already did change. THIS FEATURE IS ONLY AVAILABLE FOR PRO MEMBERS. MONSTER BEETLEJUICE: Your not invisible when you're me! Well that wouldve been good to know. BEETLEJUICE: Oh, nope, thats the wrong card. I am SO sick and tired of being invisible and you, you can change all of that! (a beat.) BEETLEJUICE: THAT IS THE SOUND, OF CLEAN, WHITE, SHORTS TURNING BROWN, LYDIA: THE SOUND OF A SCREAM, IS MUSIC TO ME, A SOUND THAT SAYS FIFTEEN YEARS FULL-TIME THERAPY, BEETLEJUICE: TRAUMA AND FEAR, IT SINGS IN MY EAR, BEETLEJUICE/LYDIA: AIN'T IT THE SWEETEST NOISE AROUND, THAT BEAUTIFUL SOUND. BEETLEJUICE Oh, theyre both gonna get it. Join the StageAgent community ADAM: Chapter one! Devoted wife to Charles, beloved mother to Lydia. You know what? Fun at parties! Were still in our house, all our stuff is here! Lydia is injured at work but the Ghost with the Most decides it's his job to take care of her which starts to bring Adam and Charles around on the terribly suited relationship. Maxie Dean loves shrimp! BEETLEJUICE: No. Its the perfect weapon to help you vanquish your ghost. BEETLEJUICE: I'm sorry, you're giving me advice? OTHO: (offstage.) CHARLES: Delia, there is nothing in your head. Lets draw the door. So mean. Sophia Anne Caruso, the talented young star of "Beetlejuice," surprised a lot of the musical . BEETLEJUICE: The people who bought your house! CHARLES: Im glad you like it. The man next to me is the one I want. (a beat.) Sign up today to unlock amazing theatre resources and opportunities. DELIA: Dont worry Otho, well put you in the Soulbox! CHARLES: About that I thought that after everything weve been through Well, I just thought that both of us could use a fresh start. CHARLES: Delia! WHY DO YOU POLISH YOUR CRIB WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE A KID? ADAM: I know, I know, me too. Shes always like Get a job! or Why is your hair purple? or I shouldve left, like your father. The point is, Maybe we can help each other out, DON'T YOU WANT A PAL? Careful Charles! "YES I DO! First published Apr 06, 2020. I'm sure Dad will ruin it. It is based on the 1988 film of the same name, directed by Tim Burton with story by Michael McDowell and Larry Wilson, about a deceased couple who try to haunt the new inhabitants of their former home and call help from a devious bio-exorcist ghost named Betelgeuse (pronounced . More about Lydia . And you dont exist. "The Swamp" in The Acting Coach Approach: 48 Monologues for Kids . CHARLES: Wouldnt even know where to start. Move forward. It's our house now, kid! We have two days to make this a model home. Tagged: Rhymes, Juice, Loose. BEETLEJUICE: So. After everything Ive done for her. BEETLEJUICE: Please say yes, please say yes, please say yes, please say yes. But the two of you can. Do you understand what Im proposing? BARBARA: SURE, THE GROOM CRAWLED OUT OF A TOMB, BARBARA/DELIA: CREEPY OLD GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY, I WANNA SEE A TEAR IN EVERY EYE AS I PASS BY, I KNOW THAT ON THE OUTSIDE HE'S DISGUSTING, BUT I KNOW THAT THIS TIME, I'M MAKIN' IT RIGHT, ALL: HERE COMES THE BRIDE HERE COMES THE BRIDE, I CAN'T BELIEVE SOME CULTURES THINK THIS KIND OF THING'S ALRIGHT, LYDIA: MY CREEPY OLD GUY MY CREEPY OLD GUY. Hi there. In a haunted house, all alone! Dead guy, what brings you to the roof? And now this is what you get. LYDIA: Hey Maybe we can help each other. IM ALIVE! Lets say we are dead thats bad, obviously, but hey, maybe! LYDIA: Hey Delia! Are you trying to skip the line? BEETLEJUICE: Okay! ADAM: CHEFS WHO USE TOO MUCH SAGE WHEN THEY MAKE BEURRE NOISETTE, BEETLEJUICE: WELL, THERE'S LOTS THERE TO USE, TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND GIVE ME YOUR BEST PRIMAL SCREAM, BEETLEJUICE: TRY IT AGAIN MAYBE THIS TIME PRETEND LIKE YOU MEAN IT. New meat! Its okay at Christmas, but the rest of the year, you gotta put it away! Which reminds me, I got you a new dress for your fathers business dinner! Respect. Im not sure youre equipped. I thought I was bringing my mom back! I don't even like pottery! Its less. You are the sun. ADAM: Oh yeah? Juno: The whorehouse was my idea! (a beat.) And that is why you need me! SEQUEL (air horn.) Yes, Beetlejuice, THE MUSICAL, which opened on the Great White Way on April 25, 2019 and closed, due to the COVID-19 pandemic on March 10, 2020, and reopened on April 8, 2022 permanently closed . BEETLEJUICE: OH! DELIA Business friends: I have only known this amazing, amazing man and his unique daughter for a few months I don't even know how many, I'd have to check my pay stubs! but, as my guru Otho always says. I mean, not this, I dont think anyone could have predicted this. BEETLEJUICE: Pepperoni, mushrooms and snakes! Beetlejuice- wedding scene by beetlejuice - Karaoke Lyrics on Smule. It CLICKS OFF. BEETLEJUICE: Hi there, ahahaha! 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