In "Funnybot", Cartman speaks German to the Germans, seemingly offering them Kyle as a way to make peace with them, or just kill him. The toys soon disappear, leading Cartman to find Muscleman Marc inside a pot of boiling water, and Rumpertumskin chained with a bomb collar, which Cartman inadvertally sets off, blowing its head off. Also in "Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000" he threw a rock at Tolkien, giving him a black eye. Current in the "Chickenlover" episode is covered by The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. In the episode "Best Friends Forever", Kenny states in his will that he felt sorry for Cartman because of his inability to feel compassion and empathy, and the fact that he will almost certainly end up bitter, miserable, and alone for the rest of his life. This has since been regarded as Cartman's defining moment and has been brought up again countless times during the series. But, Cartman takes advantage of this and finds Butters extremely easy to manipulate and convert to his point of view, or get him to do what he wants. Bewildered, Kyle replies that he is indeed a Jew, and Cartman tells him not to be so hard on himself (implying that Jew was an insult rather than a religion). In "Le Petit Tourette", he accidentally revealed that he cries at night because he does not have a real father. In the episode "201" Cartman completely ignores the fact that he got his own father killed and fed to his half-brother and is more concerned about being half-ginger. Debut Episode/Fic. Kyle is quick to support Cartman in his new business, even going so far as to tell Stan that they ca not be friends anymore because he is with Cartman Burgers now. In "Le Petit Tourette", when Cartman's fake Tourette's become real, he reveals to everyone that he is in love with Patty Nelson, and that he fantasizes kissing her. Phone: (562) 570-7381. When shown a documentary to demonstrate why dressing like him is not cool, Cartman is enthralled and imagines himself being the one commanding the Nazi troops in the video. The 131st episode overall, it originally aired on Comedy Central in the United States on April 13, 2005. When Cartman later empties a bowl of semen into the tank. Apart from being portrayed as having a general lack of moral responsibility or social conscience, he also seems to take pleasure from others' misfortune and is generally unable to show empathy, although there have been exceptions, such as in "How to Eat with Your Butt." On the other extreme, in the movie, he called The Mole a "'British piece of' shit", despite The Mole being supposedly French. Contents 1 Life and History 2 Grounded Moments 3 Criminal Record 4 Health 5 Injuries 6 Talents and Interests 6.1 Intelligence and Memory 6.2 Dance 6.3 Singing and Music In order to try and trick the other boys into thinking that his hand might be truly sentient, Mitch/Jennifer (and thus Cartman) pursues a relationship with Ben Affleck during which Cartman proceeds to give Ben multiple hand jobs, one time even waking up in bed with a naked Affleck, his hand covered in "Affleck splooge". Kyle reprimands Cartman for this, saying that Heidi is a nice girl, and tells him that he should just break up with her instead of creating horrible schemes to get rid of her, adding that she did not deserve to be treated so badly. He has extremely exaggerated anger issues and violent tendencies when upset. Gender For example, in "Cartoon Wars Part I", the two of them work against each other; when Cartman tries to get Family Guy canceled, Kyle tries to stop him. Eric Cartman has a better personality than a lot of characters in the South Park. Kenny, Cartman, Stan, and Kyle are impressed and with the hopes of learning more about the magic they join the Blaintology group. When Cartman realized the truth, he then proceeded to attempt several fruitless revenge plots, until at last he created an elaborate scheme in which he had their father Jack, and Mrs. Tenorman killed, ground up into Chili and fed to Scott. Even at the end of the episode, by which time Cartman usually reveals his ulterior motive(s), Cartman still focuses on the fact that Billy Mays is at peace. Mabel Cartman South Park is a long-running animated sitcom consisting of 25 seasons.Focusing on four crude and vulgar friends, South Park is full of hilarious characters. It has been implied (at least in earlier episodes) that Liane may be responsible for much of Cartman's racism, anti-semitism and homophobia, as he often was to quote disparaging things that he had supposedly heard her say. Cartman's obsessive hatred of Kyle above almost all others, has called into question Cartman's deeper feeling for Kyle. In the episode "Go God Go", where Cartman freezes himself so that he would not have to wait three weeks for the Nintendo Wii console to be released, which shows irony in the end; Butters cannot find where Cartman was frozen due to an avalanche, and Eric is thawed out almost 500 years in the future, the people there zap him back to his own time where it turns out that he got sent back three months before the Wii's release. In "Trapper Keeper" when the cyborg says he has to kill Cartman, Stan asks if he can do it, and prepares to shoot Cartman before the cyborg decides against the idea. Cartman is horrified to learn that Scott's father was also his father. Cartman is also the only person who seems to realize he dies more than once. When Cartman believes that the creature could be real and is chained so the creature can eat him, he is tranquilized and is hazed. Cartman's "You Will Respect My Authoritah!" - Cartman posing as a teenage prostitute. In "1%", it is revealed that he is so unhealthy that he single-handedly made the school's average on the Presidential Fitness Test the lowest in the entire country, despite the fact that all of the other students scored average on the test. Occupation In the Season Three episode, "The Succubus", when he cannot see Kenny (who was crushed seconds earlier) he calls out "Guys? However, it was not until the Season Five episode "Scott Tenorman Must Die" incident that we see how deep his insanity goes, when he creates a highly elaborate and sociopathy scheme, resulting in murder and cannibalism. He has a long history of criminal records. The real reason why Cartman does not stay in prison for a very long time is likely because his Mom bails him out, dismissing the severity of the crime. Do you like it, Scott?". Also, in the episode "Are You There God? According to the creators, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, they thought it would be impossible to put a character like Archie Bunker on late-20th century television. At the end of the episode he hides the fact that he was the savior of Kyle's whole family, opting to insult Kyle again instead; Kyle replies angrily and storms off, to Cartman's satisfaction. This passive attitude however seemed to be only temporary, as seen in "Crippled Summer", in which during Towelie's intervention on national TV, each of the boys is asked to read a pre-written statement about their feelings for Towelie. Eric Theodore Cartman, usually referred to as just Cartman, is one of the main characters, along with Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, and Kenny McCormick. Cartman also rises into the air after a chain of naughty words, including "Barbra Streisand". In "The Entity", Kyle described Cartman as "my sort of friend-ish", as his best explanation of their relationship. In the episode "Le Petit Tourette" when Kyle (unintentionally) saves Cartman from shouting out all his secrets on Dateline (Cartman had originally intended to use fake Tourette's so as to deliver a hate-speech against Jews), Cartman hugs Kyle and thanks him, even saying "I love you, man." In the episode "Fatbeard", Kyle encourages Cartman to run away to Somalia, hoping that he will die. This particular prejudice most probably originated from the notorious incident with Scott Tenorman, who had red hair and freckles, although it may also be partially due to the fact that Kyle has red hair and Liane Cartman's presumed prejudice against red haired people. However he is usually Kyle's first choice when he breaks his friendship with Stan. However, in earlier episodes like "Damien" he is able to beat up Kyle. He once pushes an unnamed kid up against a wall, until the kid showed him his hall pass, after which Cartman acts as if nothing happened. Other beloved stuffed animals include Wellington Bear (a take on Paddington Bear), Polly Prissypants the rag doll, purple lizard Rumpertumskin (a take on Rumpelstiltskin), and Peter Panda. Eligible requestors may use the report release application for crime reports, arrest reports, and traffic collision reports. However, obesity, HIV, poor eyesight, and bad tonsils may be the least of Cartman's health concerns; Cartman seems to have a very poor mental health. Cartman was later seen with the rest of the boys cheering for him at the pageant and bribed the judge in order for him to win. She is rescued at the end of the episode, much to Cartman's dismay. The scene ends with Cartman dragging his finger slowly across Kyle's mouth in the photo, which could be interpreted as an act of lust, this further hints at a confused sexuality. SAN DIEGO, CAA criminal complaint was unsealed today charging 43 defendants with participating in a federal racketeering (RICO) conspiracy. Cartman does not regret killing his father however, instead is horrified to know that he is half-ginger and thus carries the ginger gene in his body. He then proceeds to demand all the boys submit to new penis measurements, which he personally administers with the exception of his own (due to the fact he falsely claimed to have 13 inch penis). "Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut" shows for the first time that Cartman has the uncontrollable urge to finish singing Styx's "Come Sail Away" whenever he hears any part of the song, which he can do, under pressure, in 27 seconds (possibly a sign that he has a very minor case of OCD based on the fact that he mentioned it was not only songs he had to finish). He lies to her and blames the incidents on Jimmy Valmer. He sometimes wears a green t-shirt with a bear picture on under his jacket, a white tank top, and occasionally a dark red t-shirt. After Cartman was released from prison, he visited Romper-Stomper again and pooped Disneyland (the place Romper-Stomper had always wanted to see) into the toilet for him with nothing to gain from it. Focused on her "Emoji Analysis" in "Not Funny", Heidi begins to focus more on her work, rather than Cartman. Cartman showed genuine appreciation for this act, thanking him and later going as far as to say that although Kyle was a "monster" (for having Jersey blood running through his veins), he was "my [Cartman's] little monster", and pinched his cheek. In the episode "Jakovasaurs", Cartman makes up a song called "I Hate You Guys" where he sings: In the episode "Lice Capades" he attempts make Kenny a scapegoat for his lice problem (not realizing everyone had lice), and upon "proving" Kenny's guilt with an elaborate, phony experiment, Cartman then organizes a cruel "sock bath" hazing ritual for Kenny - continuing with it even after Mrs. Garrison reveals that everyone had lice. His abilities are deeply Machiavellian in nature, and his character follows closely in the footsteps of other famous manipulators such as the character Iago from William Shakespeare's Othello. Eric Cartman is one of the funniest and most popular South Park characters. In the episode "Pinkeye", Cartman dresses up as Hitler for Halloween (A costume made by his mother even though Cartman himself did not know who Hitler was, showing that his antisemitism may come from his mother in some part). In the episode, Cartman grows frustrated with Heidi for taking so long to get ready when they planned to go to the pumpkin patch together. Kenny also chooses to appear to Cartman as opposed to Stan or Kyle in South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, although this might be because it was Cartman's fault he died, However he was actually trying to warn and have him tell everyone about Saddam's and Satan's plan for world domination. EVERY SINGLE CRIME CARTMAN HAS COMMITTED IN DETAIL (cartmans criminal record) ACID 94 subscribers Subscribe 432 17K views 1 year ago #ButtersStotch #Butters #Funniest Today I will be going. In the episode Super Best Friends (Season 5, Episode 3) David Blaine visits South Park and wows everyone with his edgy street magic. Ironically, despite (or perhaps because of) these qualities, Cartman also seems to be a natural leader, able to utilize overwhelming charisma and rhetoric to gain the obedience of large groups on a moment's notice (as in "The Passion of the Jew"), appearing to be innately aware of how to take advantage of "mob mentality" and direct it toward accomplishing his personal goals, as has been evidenced in countless episodes throughout the series' history. This is similar to the Saw movies. In the episode "Tsst", Cartman was able to drive several nannies from his house with insults and insinuation (even causing one to be put in a mental hospital). as if this was illegal. ("We must exterminate the Jews!"). Cartman having a tea party with his dolls in "Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut". He talked the ginger kids out of killing all non-gingers after Kyle told him that they had played a trick on him in "Ginger Kids". It was around Season Eleven that they began their descent from love-hate to full on hatred. Tolkien really hates Cartman because he is generally racist toward numerous minority groups, including black people. Thus, Cartman was born. However, when Cartman was creating a crew to free the town from the hippies, he chose Chef as the black man to sacrifice himself later. At the end of Season Twenty, in "The End of Serialization as We Know It", Heidi and Eric stay together, although Eric is disappointed in her. The two of them often have arguments about morals, like in "Up the Down Steroid", where Cartman decides to pretend to be mentally handicapped so he can win the "Special Olympics". Main Characters. when an opponent beats him, or 'You tricked me!' In "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics", Cartman sings, "O Holy Night" (despite several interruptions). Also he is good at Photoshop, (though his art skills are very first grade like) as we can see from "Mystery of the Urinal Deuce", when he is framing Kyle. Cartman has an incredibly extensive criminal record for a ten-year-old, and that's just including the crimes he was arrested for. Eric is quite possibly morbidly obese. He also disagress with Bebe about farts in "Eat, Pray, Queef". Also, in "The List", When Bebe refused to give him the list, Cartman says: "Fuck you, Bebe! Ein schner safter Jud. Cartman also "punishes" Butters with the tetherball for not kissing another girl in "Butters' Bottom Bitch", though later he would praise Butters for kissing a girl for 5 bucks. He was also arrested for the murders and terrorism of multiple people with Cthulhu, while under the disguise of the Coon, by Kyle, Kenny, Stan, Clyde, Tolkien and Timmy, although they did not have the authority. The plan involved Butters kicking one of the girls in the balls, which failed of course, forcing Cartman and the rest of the boys to conclude that "Our mission failed, but we've learned a lot; primarily that girls do not have balls". In "Bass to Mouth", Cartman is oblivious to the fact that his making another student crap herself is useless when trying to prevent the suicide of another student. Although Cartman frequently insults and taunts his friends, he sometimes appears to be more cowardly than they are when it comes to physical confrontation. This seems intentional on the writer's parts, and fits with his self-absorption, immaturity, and gender confusion. Later when his supposedly real motives were revealed, knowing how Cartman typically is, Kyle promptly fights him in Kenny's defense, although Cartman was genuinely distraught over Kenny's illness before and after he learns that he can benefit from it. An inmate may have one visitation per day. The tears of unfathomable sadness. The band paused for a long second in confusion, then continued to play. So she killed the other toys and planned on framing Tolkien, but Cartman reminds her that because of Obama, black people cannot be blamed. However, when Wendy decides to fight him regardless, he is quite spectacularly defeated. "The Passion of the Jew", after seeing The Passion of the Christ, he believes the film was Mel Gibson's way of rallying people against the Jews, and idolizes him for it. the Denver Broncos and father of Cartman's arch-rival Scott Tenorman. In the episode . Also in "Jared Has Aides" while Butters got grounded by his parents, Cartman decided to cover for Butters while Stan and Kyle tried to get 4 million dollars when Butters' parents told him they would call him on the phone every hour. TESTABURGER! At the end of the episode, Cartman breaks up with Heidi, and leaves her heartbroken. Although Cartman does not generally like anyone in particular, he was very fond of Chef, as seen in "The Return of Chef" where Cartman was crying in front of Butters and even admitted that he was going to miss Chef, but did not know how to tell him. Eventually when he lost the race to Patty, Cartman apologized to him for his behavior - a rare event indeed - and Kenny (most likely) forgave Cartman. However, this is rapidly tarnished by the episode's end when Kyle discovers his method for producing his burgers. to the tune of "Comedy tonight" from "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum". Following that, in "Wieners Out", it is revealed by Cartman the two are now a couple and he claims to be wiser from the experience.